they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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FUCK I CAN’T
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omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
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my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
me too omfg
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sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:
sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:
So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad.
When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.
Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!
Awww bless him!
This man is my new hero
This should have more notes
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
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when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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omg
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
hey vixxey, I did it
the last minute or so is great IMO
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Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
ooooo
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